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Author Archives: Dein the Cat

Tristan you are a fool

It’s so easy to open your computer up, I did it all the time when it was dad’s computer. Of course that’s how he got all those cat pictures on his Facebook wall. It just goes to show you how much smarter we cats are than you dogs. Besides even if I couldn’t get the … Continue reading »

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Why Santa doesn’t visit dog owners

If a picture paints a thousand words,need I say more?

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Oh Tristan! You silly dog.

If anyone chased off Santa it’s you dogs. I’m sure he has heard all about you from the Mailman and placed you on the naughty list. Santa knows all about how you treat anyone who comes near the house. He must be scared to death of you. Besides how is he going to get down … Continue reading »

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Tristan I have really bad news for you.

First the stockings are not going to the dogs. Think about it there are four people living here. Dad, mom, aunt Linda and grandpa Thurman. If anyone gets stockings it will be them not you. More bad news mom and dad only have enough money to buy gifts for their grand kids none of us … Continue reading »

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Are you saying mom has stuffing for brains?

Tristan maybe you haven’t noticed the way dad cuddles us is the same way he cuddles mom. We just take her place when moms not there. Dad cuddling us like that is saying he loves us as much as mom. You on the other hand sleep at his feet as if he is walking all over you. … Continue reading »

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Tristan is an iPad hog.

Tristan has been hogging the iPad to keep me from posting to his blog he even tried to hide it. Dad is taking him for a walk and I found where he hid it. So there. How dare you say my butt stinks at least I clean it unlike a certain dog. We all know … Continue reading »

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How dare you tell everyone my real name?

How would you like it if I told everyone that your middle name is sunshine? How manly of a name in that? You’re just jealous because dad loves me best who gets to cuddle with dad at night while you are forced to sleep at his feet. Think about that tonight when we go to … Continue reading »

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Dein’s Rebbutal

Last week President Obama gave the state of the union address afterwards Marco Rubio gave a rebuttal address where he responded to Obama’s comments. Considering Tristan’s last post I feel that I need to write a rebuttal on behalf of cats everywhere. First of dogs are just dirt smelly beasts that are best left outside. … Continue reading »

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