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Dogs vs. Cats.

Tristan the star of the blog sitting on the couch
Posted by on October 23, 2017

Tristan the star of the blog sitting on the couch

Here I am on the couch

Dein, one of my pet cats

Dein, my favorite chew toy

 

As we all know “All Dogs go to Heaven” However that’s not the case with humans. Humans need help that’s why God created dogs. We are a reflection of God just look at the spelling of both names. I sure feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs as they are on their own. My daddy and mommy go to church constantly while being a dog I don’t have to go. Most weeks daddy and mommy go to church twice a week. On Sunday to the main church and once during the week to a special building.

A couple weeks ago they had a special conference that was broadcasted on TV. They have this twice a year, it’s the only time we dogs receive the word of God. My job is to sit on the couch between daddy and mommy and insure daddy stays awake. I don’t see how daddy stays awake when he’s the other church programs. I might need to start going just to insure he stays awake. I hope my daddy and mommy make it to heaven because it won’t be heaven without them.

This has got me thinking about where cats go. My first thought is that it can’t be heaven if there are cats but then I realized that without cats I’ll be missing out on, Dien, my favorite chew toy. How can it be heaven without my chew toys? This got me thinking the great Albert Einstein came up with the Theory of Relativity. According to Dr. Einstein everything is relative so heaven for me is having cats as chew toys. On the other hand, being my chew toy is cats punishment for being well “cats”. Maybe heaven and hell are both the same place it just depends on your reward or punishment as to what you call it.

I think I might have shared this before but I wanted to share it again just in case.

And God Created Dog and Cat

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to ‘Where do pets come from?’

Adam said, ‘Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me.’ And God said ‘No problem. I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself.’

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and it wagged its tail.

And Adam said, ‘Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.’

And God said, ‘No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him Dog.’

And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that Adam’s guardian angel came to the Lord and said, ‘Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well.’

And the Lord said, ‘No problem. I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration.’

And God created Cat to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat’s eyes, he was reminded that he was not the Supreme Being. And Adam learned humility.

And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn’t care one way or the other.

Haggy sleeping which is about all cats do

Haggy, not caring one way or theother