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Oh, the shame of it all.

Posted by on October 25, 2017

I have never been so embarrassed. OK, maybe I have, but that’s beside the point. No one should be forced to be groomed against their will. But that’s what happened to me today. I was sitting on the couch with my aunt, Linda minding my own business. when suddenly I’m swept away and taken back to mom’s room where I am held prisoner while she chopped off all my hair. I’m not going to be able to show my face for days. Maybe even weeks. I don’t know what I’m going to do now. I guess I should’ve been expecting it. Moms been going crazy grooming everyone else even my Daddy’s. Don’t expect me to post picture it’s too embarrassing.

Hey, we’ve got winter coming and I’m bald. Not that it really ever gets cold in Vegas. Maybe it’s a good thing I won’t be dealing with snow this winter.

Talking about snow, I miss it. Mommy and daddy keep talking about moving closer to family, what’s taking so long. Daddy says he wants to buy a few acres in Idaho and life off the grid. Sounds like a good idea to me. I just hope the grid we will be living off are good and nothing like grits. Let’s face it I am a meat and potatoes kind of dog. There is nothing in the world like daddy’s grilled steaks. I’ve been to Idaho, it’s green, gets snow and is nowhere near as hot as this place. Sounds heavenly.

On the bright side daddy and I are now cuddling on the couch watching TV.