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Torcher and Bondage

Posted by on February 2, 2018
An evil Contraption

An evil Contraption

I didn’t know my parents were into this kind of thing. Sure, I would expect it from mommy but never from daddy. Mommy seemed surprised and unsure when daddy brought this evil device into our home but I’m sure it was all for show and really mommy’s idea. I’ve barked before about the evils of grooming and now it looks like they are attempting to make our home into a grooming torcher chamber.

OK, we’ve had a ton of grooming tools forever. Mommy has kept them hidden in her closet only pulling them out from time to time to make our life miserable but now this. Daddy got this Grooming Station on auction he attached it to a computer desk and added a blanket to give the impression of comfort. Uncle Tom had given us this three drawer cabinet years ago, Aunt Linda was using it but since she has gone to heaven to be with her dogs daddy moved all the grooming tools into it. Now mommy has a professional grade torcher chamber AKA grooming station.

I called the ASPCA to see what they could do. Can you believe that the ASPCA has no one on staff that can bark? In the end I was told that my parents not only had the right to groom and bath me, they are expected to do this. How can the be called the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals® (ASPCA) with this attitude?

So far mommy hasn’t used this on me just on my siblings. Mommy tends to use it when daddy’s not home to stop her. The bad thing is that I am forced to sit here and watch. I’m not sure what is worse. Watching others be attacked or being attacked myself? Last night mommy told me that I am next. If not for my daddy I might consider running away.

Whatever happens, do not let your parents buy one of these Pet grooming stations